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This is the personal blog of Benjamin Gregory Carlisle PhD.
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Spoilers for Backrooms (2026). You've been warned. Also, I use some cuss words.
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The Rt. Hon. Mark Carney, P.C., M.P. Prime Minister of Canada
The Hon. Evan Solomon, P.C., M.P. Minister of Artificial Intelligence and Digital Innovation
Dear Prime Minister Carney and Minister Solomon,
I write with concern about the direction of the forthcoming National AI Strategy, as described in the spring economic update and the draft recently reported on by CBC News. While I share the government's interest in Canadian economic competitiveness and worker welfare, I believe the strategy's emphasis on accelerating AI adoption across the economy is likely to expose Canadians to significant financial and structural risks that have not been adequately weighed.
The AI sector bears all the hallmarks of being a speculative bubble
The market valuations underpinning the current AI boom rest on revenue projections that have not yet meaningfully materialized. The anticipated initial public offerings of major AI companies including Anthropic and xAI will be a moment of significant reckoning for these valuations. When private companies of that profile come to public markets, they must open their books to scrutiny. Investors who have thus far been insulated from that scrutiny will face pressure to rationalize positions that are difficult to justify on the fundamentals of their business. History offers ample precedent for what follows: the dot-com correction of 2000–2002 wiped out trillions in market capitalization and bankrupted thousands of businesses that had oriented themselves around what proved to be transient infrastructure assumptions.
Canadian policy should not be locking our economy into dependency on AI tools and platforms whose underlying economics remain unproven and whose key providers may undergo dramatic repricing even in the near term.
Adoption incentives for American AI products are not an industrial strategy
The draft strategy's pillar on "powering AI adoption for shared prosperity" proposes accelerating AI uptake among Canadian SMEs. In practice, the dominant AI products, large language models, are provided by American firms: OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, Microsoft, and Meta. Incentivizing Canadian businesses to integrate these tools into their operations does not build Canadian industrial capacity. It builds permanent dependency.
A Canadian business that restructures its workflows around an American AI platform is not gaining a competitive capability so much as incurring a structural obligation, namely paying perpetual rent to a foreign provider for access to a capability it does not own and cannot replicate. If that provider changes its pricing, changes its terms, or ceases to operate, the Canadian business is left exposed with few alternatives.
This is precisely the kind of economic vulnerability that the government's broader "Buy Canadian" and sovereignty agenda is supposed to protect against.
Attempts to build a "sovereign Canadian AI" framework are wrong-headed
Avoiding American AI products that will oblige Canadian companies to pay rent will not result in a Canadian AI economy that avoids the market correction I mentioned earlier. Further, such an attempt will only result in a massive data-centre build-out in Canadian communites and in vulnerable Canadian ecosystems, resulting in dire environmental and public health repercussions for no benefit.
A more prudent approach is possible
Canada has a history of approaching technological transitions with more caution and more attention to public interest than our neighbours to the south. That instinct has served us well. I urge you to apply it here.
I am writing as a constituent regarding the federal government's consideration of youth social media restrictions, currently under review by Minister Miller as part of a forthcoming online harms bill.
I share the concern that motivates this debate. The harms that social media platforms visit on young people, including: anxiety, depression, exposure to harassment, and algorithmically optimized engagement designed to exploit developing minds, these are well documented and serious. However, I am worried that the policy being considered, an age-based access ban enforced through identity verification, will not achieve what we hope, and may actively make things worse for the young people we are trying to protect, as well as other vulnerable groups.
The enforcement problem is not a detail, it is the whole question
Age verification creates an identity wall that is easily circumvented. Australia's experience is instructive: a poll of children aged 12–15 found that 61 per cent of those whose accounts became restricted when Australia's ban came into force still have access to one or more of those accounts. A ban that teenagers route around in an afternoon does not protect teenagers. It does, however, give platforms the political cover to say they have complied while changing nothing about the design decisions that cause harm in the first place. A ban does not hold technology companies accountable for removing harms, changing their policies, improving their systems, or providing better safety features. A ban does nothing of the sort to actually address those harms in a systematic way.
Age verification at scale is not a privacy trade-off, it is a privacy catastrophe waiting to happen
To enforce any meaningful age restriction, platforms must collect and verify identity documents for hundreds of millions of users. This means that some combination of government-issued ID, biometric data, or demographic records, which must include data explicitly identifying who is and is not a minor, will be held by a government institution, a private company or a third-party verification contractor. This is a problem.
There is no such thing as a database that is permanently secure. The chance of a database that contains valuable and sensitive personal data not being hacked or leaked forever is, in the long-term, zero. The question is not whether a centralized identity verification system will be compromised, but when, and how badly. The stakes here are unusually high: a leaked database that links real identities to social media behaviour, including the online activity of children and teenagers, would be among the most damaging privacy breaches imaginable. It would expose minors to targeted exploitation, blackmail, and predation — the precise harms the legislation is meant to prevent, while also creating a permanent, searchable record of adolescent behaviour tied to legal names.
We are being asked to accept this risk in exchange for a ban that Australian data already shows teenagers circumvent with ease. That is not a trade-off; it is all of the downside with none of the upside. Before Parliament moves forward with any verification-based regime, Canadians deserve a full and honest accounting of where identity data will be stored, by whom, under what legal framework, and what remedies will exist when, not if, it is breached.
The deeper problem is one of scale and values
More to the point, a real solution to the problems currently embodied by the modern social media landscape can be solved simply, but not cheaply or at scale.
Many of the the problems caused by youth social media use can only be addressed by meaningful online community moderation accomplished by responsible humans who are a part of their community and invested in youth well-being. This kind of moderation would actually protect young people, but it requires human judgment, context, and genuine investment in young people's lives. These are not things that can be automated, and they are not things the platforms have shown any interest in providing, due to the costs involved. The low social and economic value we place on youth-facing care work is reflected in how we compensate and regard teachers, counsellors, and social workers. We should not be surprised that an industry which places a dollar value of zero on these skills produces platforms that reflect exactly that.
A concrete alternative worth studying
Rather than an access ban, I would ask the government to study a different approach: a legal requirement that platforms operating in Canada fund a minimum per-capita number of locally based youth online safety specialists. These would be community-embedded professionals whose job is to provide accessible, trusted support to young people experiencing harassment, exploitation, or distress online.
The core harm of online bullying and exploitation is not that young people are online; it is that they have no trusted adult to turn to when something goes wrong, and there is no one who is involved in keeping online spaces safe. The current design of platforms even actively discourages them from seeking help. A ban risks even deepening that isolation by giving young people one more reason not to get help when they are harmed by social media, as seeking help would also involve self-incrimination.
Social media platforms have the revenue to fund this. What they lack is the regulatory obligation, and as legislators, it is your role to be the "adults in the room" and provide that.
I am not asking the government to abandon its concern for online safety. I am asking it to match that concern with a policy intervention that platforms cannot quietly circumvent, that does not require handing our children's identities to corporations with a proven track record of mishandling data, and that actually builds the human infrastructure young people need. I would welcome the opportunity to discuss this further.
Subject: Proposal for Clear Legal Accountability and Transparency Framework for AI Systems in Canada
Dear Evan Solomon, (Cc: Marie-Gabrielle Ménard, my MP)
I am writing to urge you, in your capacity as the Member of Parliament responsible for advancing Canada’s approach to artificial intelligence policy, to consider legislation establishing clear legal accountability and transparency requirements for AI companies that deploy large language model (LLM) systems and chatbots.
As AI systems become embedded in providing health information, financial guidance, legal explanations, and other high-stakes advice, the consequences of inaccurate, misleading, or harmful outputs are no longer theoretical. Canadians increasingly rely on these systems in ways that can materially affect their well-being, finances, safety, and reputations. Our legal framework must evolve accordingly.
I respectfully propose legislation with three core elements:
1. Civil Liability for Harmful Outputs
AI companies should be legally responsible for material harms caused by their chatbot outputs, in a manner analogous to product liability. If a system provides demonstrably false or dangerously misleading information that results in quantifiable harm, affected individuals should have a clear statutory pathway to seek damages, including through small claims court for lower-value cases. This would ensure accessible recourse without requiring complex, prohibitively expensive litigation.
2. Executive Accountability in Cases of Criminal Implication
In cases where an AI system is implicated in serious criminal conduct, e.g. convincing someone to commit suicide, there should be potential for criminal liability at the executive level. Such cases would necessarily meet a high evidentiary threshold, but the availability of accountability mechanisms would affirm that AI deployment remains subject to Canadian criminal law.
3. Mandatory Output Logging and Public Verification API
LLM service providers should be legally required to log all outputs generated by their systems and provide a free, open API that allows anyone to determine definitively whether a specific piece of text was generated by that service, and when.
To be clear, this is not a call for more unreliable "AI detectors" that guess based on stylistic patterns, nor for self-reporting by querying the model itself. Instead, the requirement would be for authoritative logging at the service level. If a piece of text was generated by a given LLM service, there should be a way for courts, journalists, educators, and members of the public to know with certainty.
Such a transparency mechanism would:
Provide some defense for individuals falsely accused of using AI-generated text
Enable reliable attribution in cases of fraud, defamation, or misinformation
Support academic integrity and evidentiary standards
Allow for more robust spam filtering and fraud prevention
Increase public trust in AI systems
The goal of these proposals is to create a predictable and trustworthy accountability regime that supports responsible technological leadership. Clear rules benefit both the public and companies that are committed to safe and ethical deployment. Canada has an opportunity to lead globally by establishing a balanced AI governance framework that combines innovation, enforceable responsibility, and meaningful transparency.
I would welcome the opportunity to discuss this proposal further or contribute to consultations on future AI legislation.
Thank you for your leadership on this important issue.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Gregory Carlisle PhD School of Population and Global Health Faculty of Medicine McGill University
I'm going to assume that the reader is an Emacs user and skip over a bunch of intro stuff. The reason you might want this is because sometimes the default behaviour of Emacs produces a window where the split is vertical and that makes the text unreadable or just against your preferences, or a window where the split is horizontal and you wish it were the other way for whatever reason.
Sure, you can push C-x 0 to close the one window and then split it again in the orientation you prefer and switch the new window to the other window that you had open before. But that's a lot of keystrokes when you just want to switch.
The following will allow you to switch between them being horizontally and vertically split.
First, open up your ~/.emacs file and add the following:
Then save and restart Emacs. To switch a vertically split window into a horizontally split window with the same buffers visible, all you need to do now is press: C-x |
Note: It doesn't work when there's more than 2 windows.
When large language models (LLMs) get something factually wrong or make something ridiculous up, everyone makes fun of it online. Gemini told everyone to put glue on their pizza! (Hilarious!) A corporate chatbot invented a company policy that doesn't exist! (Uh oh!) There's gotta be about a million examples of LLMs spouting out nonsense that makes them look silly. Detractors use these as a "gotcha" for why LLMs aren't ready for real-world use, and boosters defend them by saying that LLMs will only get better.
LLM "hallucinations," more appropriately known by the technical philosophical term, "bullshit" (text intended to persuade without regard for truth) is a well-known problem. LLMs bullshit or "hallucinate" because they do not actually produce an internal model of the problem being solved and they cannot reason toward a solution. LLMs are just statistical models that predict the next set of words to follow a prompt. They have been (fairly accurately) described as "spicy autocomplete" or "a fuzzy jpeg of the internet." It works in the same way that your phone, for years, has been able to know that if you type "How is it," the next word might be "going?"—just moreso.
Because of this basic underlying architecture for LLMs, they are optimized for plausibility, same as the autocorrect on your phone. They are not optimized for truth, or to connect to anything in reality. It is only being trained to produce what are the next words likely to follow from the previous ones based on texts scraped from the internet. This is why we get bullshit/hallucinations, and there's no way to ever stop them from doing that without completely scrapping the LLM project and rebuilding an artificial intelligence chatbot on a fundamentally different foundation.
This foundation for LLMs also makes them into a "black box"—the statistical model that produces the text is so complicated, containing so many variables that there is no way to possibly explain definitively how it generated any answer to any prompt. If one wrote a regular expression to pull out all the numbers from a text, you could look at the original regular expression and find out that it missed an instance of "three" because it was only looking for numerals (i.e. "3") and not letters. If you asked an LLM to pull all the numbers out of a text and it missed one, there is no way to ever know why, and even the "explanations" that newer generations of the models give are not real explanations, they are just more plausible but wrong text generated by the model.
In what follows, I will argue that being plausible but slightly wrong and un-auditable—at scale—is the killer feature of LLMs, not a bug that will ever be meaningfully addressed, and this combination of properties makes it an essentially fascist technology. By "fascist" in this context, I mean that it is well suited to centralizing authority, eliminating checks on that authority and advancing an anti-science agenda. I will use the example case of medical systematic reviews to illustrate how it will be used to advance a fascist agenda and gesture toward a few other likely areas of fascist application. I will conclude by arguing that LLMs can't "used for good," accepted or even regulated but must be resisted and rejected wholesale.
What LLM boosters and detractors both mostly miss is that a black box that returns a slightly wrong but very plausible answer is a much better offering than being perfectly accurate for certain use cases. This is because there's only one way to be perfectly accurate (providing the correct answer) but there's a million ways to be slightly off (providing an answer that misses the mark, but is still mostly defensible). To paraphrase Tolstoy, "Accurate data retrieval is all alike; every LLM response is inaccurate in its own way." And because LLM prompts can be repeated at industrial scales, an unscrupulous user can cherry-pick the plausible-but-slightly-wrong answers they return to favour their own agenda.
It's the scaling up of LLMs that makes its plausible black-boxed incorrectness so useful. If the LLM returns different and slightly incorrect answers depending on how one fine-tunes a prompt put to an LLM, then you can decide beforehand what answer you want from the aggregate analysis of a large corpus of data, and then have the LLM analyze it over and over until it gives you the answers you want. Because the model is a black box, no one can be expected to explain where the answer came from exactly, and because it can be applied at scale, there's no possibility that it can be externally audited.
To illustrate this, I will use the example of a systematic review in the medical literature (my area of expertise), although there are many other areas where this strategy can be used. In the area of insurance reimbursement, for example, an insurance company could decide the exact dollar amount they want to pay out, and then reverse engineer prompts to generate responses to thousands of applications, and fine-tune their responses until the justifications produced by the LLM in the aggregate match the amount of money they wish to pay.
LLMs are the perfect technology for manipulating the medical literature to say nearly anything you want via systematic review methods
Systematic reviews are an important part of the medical evidence hierarchy, sitting even above randomized clinical trials in their level of authority. For many medical questions that have been studied, there are sometimes multiple published clinical trials or other forms of evidence that can provide slightly different, or even conflicting answers. This is not because the methods used were flawed necessarily, but because human biology is complicated, and the answers to questions like "does drug A work better than B in population Y for condition Z?" are probabilistic ones like, "It works 50% better on this metric, 75% of the time" not categorical answers like "yes" or "no."
Systematic review methodology is meant to provide a broad overview of the medical literature on a specific subject, excluding low-quality evidence and statistically aggregating the more trustworthy evidence into an even more accurate and trustworthy estimate. They are "systematic" in the sense that they are meant to include all the evidence that has been produced to date on the question at hand. This is typically done by first performing a literature search of several medical databases to identify potential evidence sources, followed by human screening based on inclusion criteria applied to the title, abstract, followed by the full-text. This can be a work-intensive process, as selecting evidence has, prior to the advent of LLMs, required human judgement at this step.
LLMs can be deployed here to automate screening of medical journal articles for inclusion in a systematic review, drastically reducing the human work required. This is a bad thing. Because this can be automated and the results of any LLM output are always slightly inaccurate and un-auditable but scalable, it can also be easily manipulated to return an answer of the reviewer's choosing, and this intentionally introduced bias can be difficult or impossible to discern from the end result. The fact that this process can be automated allows an unscrupulous reviewer to try an arbitrary number of LLM prompts for screening criteria, repeating the screening process until the set of articles to be included only includes the articles that the reviewer wants. This can be fine tuned to the point where the bias is subtle, even when presented with the original LLM prompts.
Similarly, LLMs can be deployed to extract data from medical journal articles, and because LLMs produce plausible answers (you could even measure and "validate" how well they perform against a "gold standard" of human data extractors) that are slightly wrong, they can be gamed to produce nearly any outcome in the aggregate in a manner that is very difficult or impossible to catch after the fact.
Couldn't this be happening to the systematic review literature already, even without LLMs?
To be certain, an unscrupulous researcher can place their thumb on the scale at quite a number of points in the process of a systematic review, even without the use of LLMs. This happens deliberately or accidentally all the time, and as someone who has published several systematic reviews, and as someone who is often asked to do peer-review for this type of research, I am very cognizant of ways that researchers might be tempted to compromise their research integrity in order to get the answer they like.
That said, LLMs present a new challenge because of the ability that they provide to perform many different fine-tuned iterations of a SR in a manner that can't possibly be audited externally both because the LLM is a black box and because they can be scaled to the point where double-checking is impractical, and this can be done by a single person without any scrutiny from other researchers. Without an LLM, if a researcher wanted to redo data extraction, while making fine adjustments to the inclusion criteria or the data extraction protocol, if the set of evidence being considered was large enough, it would take a team of researchers a considerable amount of time to accomplish the task even once. Being asked to repeat it over and over with minor variations to the codebook would raise suspicions and likely even some push-back from a team of humans asked to do so. The cooperation required to accomplish large data extraction tasks without an LLM implied some level of accountability. It meant that even if a researcher is willing to commit this kind of research fraud and has the resources to do so, someone else involved is likely to put on the brakes somehow.
This brings us to pinpoint why this technology isn't just potential research fraud waiting to happen (although it is that too, and who are we kidding, it has definitely been used for research fraud already), but it's also an essentially fascist tool: From the example of systematic review manipulation, it's clear to see how it centralizes control over medical evidence synthesis by eliminating a large proportion of the people involved, and thus their ability to check the agenda of an unscrupulous central authority.
This technology lends itself especially well to anti-science projects like the anti-vaccine movement, who could use this technology to inaccurately synthesize evidence from the medical literature to legitimize their movement. I will not be surprised when it is used to legitimize scientific racism and anti-queer hate. While I have focused on the dangers to medical information synthesis, I can think of several other ways this technique can also be applied in other industries. An insurance company, for example, can decide what level of payouts it wishes to have, and then adjust its justifications for decisions regarding claims at scale until it reaches them, regardless of the underlying validity of the claims themselves.
Let the police or the army use this technology, and you can use your imagination on where they would go with it.
What about "responsible" LLM use?
"Using AI responsibly" certainly has the aesthetics of being a "reasonable middle ground," away from "extreme" positions like banning, boycotting or abstaining from use. However, where fascism is concerned, being moderate toward it is not a virtue.
I'm not going to say that every person who has used an LLM for any reason is a fascist, of course. There are many ways that a reviewer can try to safeguard their own LLM use against the kind of abuses I have described above. A researcher might attempt to thoroughly test the accuracy of an LLM at a data extraction task before employing it (good luck though, the black-box nature of AI's tends to make this a somewhat fraught enterprise). A researcher attempting to use LLMs in good faith might also pre-register their study so that they can't alter their prompts later and cherry-pick the result. Good for them!
Unfortunately, even if you as a researcher do everything you can to use AI "responsibly," there is no way for anyone else to distinguish your work from the irresponsible uses of AI. If you pre-registered a very detailed protocol for your systematic review before you did the work, there is no way for anyone else to know whether you already did your study before the pre-registration, except your own good word as a researcher. That's the thing about fascist technologies—they are designed to remove accountability and centralize authority.
This vitiates the whole point of doing the study in the first place. If it all comes down to "trust me because I said so," and there's literally no way for anyone else to double-check, then I don't know what this is, but it sure isn't science anymore.
What won't help
1. First off, if you wish to do science in good faith, you absolutely cannot embrace LLMs for use in your own research.
"But LLMs are here to stay, we better get used to them!" says the person who's not on OpenAI's payroll but inexplicably wants to do their PR work for them.
Technologies are discarded, rejected or superseded all the time, even after they are touted as being "inevitable" or "here to stay so you better get used to it." (Remember how cloning was "inevitable"? Remember how we all had to "just get used to NFTs because they're not going anywhere?" Remember how the Metaverse was "here to stay?")
If you do embrace LLMs, congrats, your work is now indistinguishable from all the grifters and fascists.
2. Expecting bad-faith, mass-produced and then cherry-picked systematic reviews to be debunked after they are published is a losing proposition. The naive response, that the answer to bad speech is good speech, doesn't fly here because we're not just answering some instances of bad speech, we're answering a machine that produces new bad speech on an industrial scale. Not just that, but we have to take into account Brandolini's Law, the "bullshit asymmetry principle," that the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude grater than the energy needed to produce it. Further, as we learned from Wakefield et al (1998), even if an incorrect medical idea is completely discredited, the paper is retracted, and the author is struck off the medical register for misconduct, the damage may already be permanently done.
3. A requirement from academic journals for pre-registration of research done by LLMs would be an ineffectual half-measure that is neither adhered to by researchers, nor enforced by journals, if the trends from clinical trial pre-registration continue. It's just so easy to "cheat" and journal editors have a tendency to bend rules like these if there's any wiggle room for it at all, especially if the journal article has an exciting story to tell.
4. There is absolutely no way that we can expect peer review to catch this sort of fraud. I have peer-reviewed so many systematic reviews and it is like pulling teeth to get anyone to pay attention to matters of basic research integrity. Ask a journal editor to insist that the data and analysis code for a study be made available, and see how it gets accepted without those.
What will help
1. Stop using LLMs in your own research completely. It is making your work fundamentally untrustworthy for reasons I have outlined above.
2. Whenever you hear a colleague tout some brand-new study of the type I have described above, accomplished using an LLM, ask them about the kind of research fraud that's possible and in fact very easy, as I have outlined here. Ask if they can provide any reason why anyone should believe that they didn't do exactly that kind of fraud. If this seems too adversarial, keep in mind that this is the point of your job as an academic, and actual fraudsters, racists and anti-queer activists will and sometimes do hijack science for their own ends when no one asks the tough questions.
3. Recommend rejection for research accomplished with an LLM if you are asked to peer-review it, or if this is too work intensive, decline to review any research accomplished with an LLM for ethical reasons.
4. Under no circumstances should you include money for LLM use into your grant budgets.
5. If you are in a position of authority, such as being a journal editor, you need to use all the authority you have to draw a hard line on LLM use.
There is no moderate or responsible way to use LLMs. They need to be rejected wholesale.
I still think LLMs are cool and want to use them in my research
If you are unconvinced by the above argument, there are many other reasons why you might still want to reject LLM use entirely. I won't go into these in detail in this article, but:
3. LLMs and other forms of generative AI depend on training data that has, in many cases, been taken without consent or compensation from artists or other workers in an act that has been described as enclosure of the digital commons.
4. LLM use deskills you as an academic.
5. You will be left holding the bag when the LLM economic bubble bursts. The costs of producing and maintaining these models is not sustainable and eventually the speculative funding will run out. When the bubble bursts, you will have built your career on methods that no longer exist, and having put into the literature results that are completely non-reproducible.
Welcome back to Sewing with Garak, where we'll be sewing the future of fashion together (cyberpunk, queer, adversarial to straight aesthetics) on a sewing machine provided to me by the local socialist utopia (the public library).
I'll skip to the end and show you the finished product, and then you can read on for the pattern and instructions if you're interested.
It's a cyberpunk inspired cowlneck shirt for cool weather, with an asymmetrical zipper for wearing ease, zippered sleeve pockets and a sawtooth front hem. I made it entirely on the socialist sewing machine at the library (BANQ)!
I used black and electric blue spandex, but anything with a reasonable amount of stretch would work, probably. I made the pattern just for myself, so there's no other sizes. You'd have to modify it yourself.
I made myself instructions to help when I'm at the sewing machine and wondering what to do next.
Lwaxana (my puppy) helped.
I'm pretty happy with the result! Here's a close-up of the cowlneck collar and the cuffs with the zipper sleeves.
I've listened to a whole bunch of people giving their takes on why Trudeau fell from grace. Was it the carbon tax? Invoking the Emergencies Act? SNC Lavelin? Trump? And a lot of them lack basically any context. So here's my take on the rise and fall of Trudeau and why he's resigning now in particular.
I want my readers to know that I say this as a leftist: Nobody liked Trudeau that much to begin with or really wanted him per se to have power. Trudeau was just at the right place at the right time to become the PM in the first place, and forces more powerful than him were the cause of both his rise and fall.
To see what I mean, you gotta cast your mind back to the summer of 2015.
Stephen Harper, racist dog-whistle enthusiast, oil industry advocate and enjoyer of the LEGO™ man standard haircut was the prime minister of Canada, and the tides had turned squarely against him. Journalists referred to him as "man in blue suit" to avoid using his name when he went to self-serving photo ops. He was being rightly criticized for "muzzling" scientists when the science disagreed with his policies. His government lacked transparency so severely that the Harper government was even found to be in contempt of Parliament for outright refusal to provide our representatives with information on what they were even doing. In the death-throes of his government, he proposed a transparently racist "barbaric cultural practices" snitch-line so that white people could tell on non-white people to the government and make their lives worse. There was a lot to hate, and he was flailing.
The "orange wave" of NDP support had just swept across Québec and large swathes of the country. The Syrian refugee crisis was in full swing, and, if you can believe it, Canadian political parties were competing against each other to promise that their policies would welcome more Syrian refugees than other parties' policies. Thomas Mulcair was ascendant. At the beginning of August of 2015, smart money was on the next prime minister of Canada having a beard. (Mulcair had a big beard. We're literally talking about facial hair. Canadian journalists got weird about that.)
The Liberal Party was pretty much dead and forgotten at this point in history, except that Trudeau II had taken the leadership, and he was a household name because his father was prime minister.
The bulk of Mulcair's support was in Québec, and he was Harper's main worry. So, Harper cried "niqab." That is to say, he announced that his government would ban federal employees from wearing a niqab. Almost no-one in Canada wears them to begin with, and they are absolutely not a problem here, but politicians use the fear of niqabs for political gain. These policies have also, unfortunately, been somewhat popular in Québec and provincial politicians have used them with success to make life worse for certain groups and to give white people license to be racist.
In response to Harper's announcement, Mulcair did the right thing: He said this was a racist ploy on the part of Harper and the Conservatives and came out against such a transparently xenophobic policy. As a result, Mulcair's poll numbers dipped in Québec, at first ever so slightly.
You have to remember that at the time, for progressive voters in Canada, we were desperate for a change from a decade of Harper, and we were terrified that splitting the vote between the Liberal Party and the NDP would allow Harper to eke out another minority government. In fact, this exact fear was crystallized into the 2015 electoral reform campaign promise of the Liberal Party, which Trudeau II famously reneged on.
And so, when Mulcair's poll numbers dipped in Québec after the racist Harper niqab policy proposal, it was like all the progressives in Canada looked at each other and in a panic we all said, "Okay so we're voting for Trudeau then? It's Trudeau? Okay here we go." And then Trudeau II was elected to a majority government.
I can only speak for me and the people I know, but I'd bet that very few outside the Liberal Party faithful actually wanted to give Trudeau a majority government in the first place. A majority government in Canada is a very strong mandate, with few checks on their power. And we'd lived through the iron grip of Harper for long enough that, at least to the people I knew, a minority government with someone other than Harper as PM sounded pretty good. From the perspective of a progressive but non-party-affiliated voter in Canada, we weren't picky about who it was that replaced Harper, as long as it was someone progressive.
And that's why I hear people saying that everyone loved Trudeau so much in 2015 and wonder what election they were watching. We didn't all fall in love with Trudeau. It felt more to me like we were just terrified of another Harper government and overshot the mark to give him a majority.
There was a brief moment of hope after Trudeau II took office, where he did a bunch of progressive-leaning things, like having equal numbers of women and men in his cabinet or legalizing recreational pot use. But even those things sort of lose their shine when you look too close. The SNC Lavelin scandal and the whole thing with Chrystia Freeland more recently show that Trudeau will burn up the careers of women around him if it comes to that. And the legalization of pot happened in such a haphazard way that it almost seemed like it was designed to maximize the number of people whose lives were ruined by it.
Trudeau was never well-loved by the left, because he kept appropriating the language and aesthetics of progressives, like anti-racism and environmentalism, but he lacked much meaningful action in that direction. Trudeau never did figure out how many times he did blackface, for example, and his environmental credentials are somewhat marred by the billions he spent on investing in oil pipelines.
As far as the right, they hated him just because he was a progressive voice who even paid lip-service to feminism, anti-racism, environmentalism etc. to begin with. This all got super-charged by the global political lurch to the right that happened during and after the Covid pandemic. Best I can tell what happened there is that there's always been conspiracy theory types on the internet, and when public health measures started being put in place to address an actual real global problem, that poured gasoline on all those tiny, already-existing fascist-adjacent fires, and gave them the space to say, "Look, we told you. It's happening, see? We were right all along!"
So that's how you end up with the Freedom Convoy in Ottawa in 2022. It was a generic racist/xenophobic/anti-government/right-wing/proto-fascist inflammation of the already-existing problem of a certain kind of mostly white male entitlement that we never really fully addressed because it was in the fringe, and this gave it the space to go mainstream. (And I swear if I hear one more journalist tells me that they were gullible enough to buy the "vaccine mandates" pretext, I will scream. Trust me friend, this was not a gathering of public health policy enthusiasts.) The Freedom Convoy gained national and international attention, money and support from like-minded people, and Trudeau was antagonistic toward them.
This is the political moment where the ugly "Fuck Trudeau" flags came from, for example. And while I was never a loyal follower of Trudeau's, I'm glad that those things have a much decreased political relevance, now that he's resigned.
Enter Poilievre, the fast-talking Conservative politician, who will do anything it takes, cross any line, speak any falsehood that he has to, to grab the reins of power. (There's still part of me that wonders if Poilievre was "Pierre Poutine" in 2011. He was a junior politician in Harper's Conservative Party at the time, trying to make a name for himself. He's exactly the kind of too-clever-by-half politician who would pull a stunt like that and use his own real name to take credit for it too. Anyway, I'm not making accusations, just asking questions.) Poilievre has harnessed the anti-Trudeau animus that was present and widespread for all the above reasons and turned it into a political campaign for office. (And wealthy right-wing Americans love it. I am kind of terrified of the idea that the Elon Musk's support of him will translate into election interference that warps our democracy here.)
The infamous Liberal carbon tax that Poilievre constantly complains about, despite being mostly a pretty decent policy, was originally a Conservative idea. The left wanted stringent industry regulation on carbon emissions, so the counter-offer from the Conservative Party was a carbon tax. The Liberals compromised and implemented the Conservative carbon tax. Poilievre has complained about it ever since. Just shows you never to compromise with conservatives—they'll just change the goalposts.
So these are the headwinds that Trudeau was pushing against recently when his party started losing by-elections, and calls started to come for him to resign.
The nail in the coffin was the Mark Carney incident. Basically, they wanted to bring in a new, big name to breathe life into a party that's gotten stale after 10 years of power, and that was gonna be Mark Carney. Trudeau was gonna push Freeland out of her spot as Finance Minister and he was going to install Carney. Freeland has been Trudeau's biggest supporter, and the one who stood by him through all his scandals. She's the "adult in the room" in the government. And he decided to push her under the bus, so she quit on the day she announced her budget. Trudeau hadn't got Carney to officially take the Finance Minister spot, and Carney didn't want to look like the guy who used Freeland as a rung on his ladder to success, so he turned it down, leaving Trudeau looking bad, and having precious few allies and no credible path forward.
So, he asked the Governor General to prorogue parliament until the Liberals can choose a new leader, and he announced his resignation.
And there you have it, the rise and fall of Trudeau II as seen by a Canadian progressive voter who is not affiliated with any party, but who actually remembers the context for what happened over the last 10 years.
This is not a complete exhaustive resource for writing R packages. Think of this more as a "quick start" guide.
I'm writing this using R version 4.4.1 through ESS in Emacs on Manjaro Linux, but most of this is pretty platform-agnostic, and could probably work anywhere else. I'm assuming you keep your git repos in a folder called Projects in your home folder (~/Projects).
I will use ">" to indicate a new line in the R console and "$" to indicate a new line in a command line terminal.
1. Install R packages
Install the following R packages:
devtools
usethis
available
2. Choose a name for your package
> library(available)
## You can use the suggest function to generate possible names
## or you can come up with one yourself
> available::suggest("A tool to categorize clinical trials by measures of feasibility from their clinicaltrials.gov record")
categorizeR
## Check that the name is available on Github and CRAN
> available::available("categorizeR", browse=FALSE)
Name valid: ✔
Available on CRAN: ✔
Available on Bioconductor: ✔
Available on GitHub: ✔
Abbreviations: http://www.abbreviations.com/categorize
Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/categorize
Wiktionary: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/categorize
Sentiment:???
Abbreviations: http://www.abbreviations.com/categorizeR
Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/categorizeR
Wiktionary: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/categorizeR
Sentiment:???
## You don't have to go through this, but it's a decent way to
## choose a name
For the following, we're gonna assume you went with testpack for the name of your project.
3. Make a git repo
Go to Github and click the "New" button.
Enter the name for your package that you chose above (for the following we will use testpack) and click "Create repository."
Now copy the ssh link, it will look something like this: git@github.com:bgcarlisle/testpack.git
In a terminal window do the following:
$ cd ~/Projects
$ git clone git@github.com:bgcarlisle/testpack.git
Cloning into 'testpack'...
warning: You appear to have cloned an empty repository
$ cd testpack
$ git config --local user.email "my-email@users.noreply.github.com"
Now you have your repo (testpack) and it's cloned to your local machine (it's in ~/Projects/testpack) so you can work on it.
4. Fill the empty repo folder with the skeleton of an R package
Do the following in R:
## Go to the folder that is one level up from the git repo
## folder
> setwd("~/Projects")
## Load the devtools library
> library(devtools)
## Create the basic R package structure in the git repo
## folder
> create("testpack")
✔ Setting active project to "/home/researchfairy/Projects/testpack".
✔ Creating R/.
✔ Writing DESCRIPTION.
Package: testpack
Title: What the Package Does (One Line, Title Case)
Version: 0.0.0.9000
Authors@R (parsed):
* First Last <first.last@example.com> [aut, cre] (YOUR-ORCID-ID)
Description: What the package does (one paragraph).
License: `use_mit_license()`, `use_gpl3_license()` or friends to
pick a license
Encoding: UTF-8
Roxygen: list(markdown = TRUE)
RoxygenNote: 7.3.2
✔ Writing NAMESPACE.
✔ Setting active project to "<no active project>".
> setwd("testpack/")
Now you have two files and a folder inside your R package folder: DESCRIPTION, NAMESPACE and R/.
Edit DESCRIPTION with metadata that matches your project (title, version, your author details, description).
To choose the GPL license: use_gpl3_license()
(You can choose another license, but you'll have to look up the function call yourself.)
Commit changes to your git repo and push to the server, so you have a baseline to work from.
5. Add a function to your package
Create a file with a .R extension in the R/ folder that is inside your package root folder and give it a descriptive name. If I were adding a function called testmath() to my package, I'd call the file R/testmath.R.
Use the following format for your function:
#' @title Function title
#'
#' @description A full paragraph describing the function
#'
#' @param varname A description of the argument 'varname' that will be
#' passed to the function
#'
#' @return A description of what the function will return on
#' completion
#'
#' @export
#'
#' @importFrom magrittr %>%
#'
#' @examples
#'
#' testmath(4)
testmath <- function(varname) {
return(0)
}
Most of this is self-explanatory, except for a couple notes:
The @export line tells R that the function in question should be made available to the end-user of the package. If you leave it out, the function will be usable by other functions in the package, but not by the end user.
The @importFrom magrittr %>% line tells R to import the pipe operator as implemented by the magrittr package, which I use pretty much everywhere. If you don't use it, you can leave this out.
Now that we have another package as a dependency, I'll tell you how to tell your package to include other packages:
> use_package("magrittr")
✔ Adding magrittr to Imports field in DESCRIPTION.
☐ Refer to functions with magrittr::fun()
This will add magrittr to the DESCRIPTION file using the correct syntax. As the message says, be sure to always use the double-colon notation to refer to functions implemented by other packages.
You'll also want to write some unit tests for any functions you write. To start a unit test for the testmath() function that you just wrote up, type: use_test("testmath")
This will create a file, tests/testthat/test-testmath.R, along with all the structure that R needs to run all the tests you will do on your package at once.
Inside the unit test file, write something like this:
Imagine you have some data frame in R, call it testdata. You want anyone who loads your package to have access to these data. This is how I would do it:
I would make a file called data-raw/generate-testdata.R in the project folder that contains a well-commented R script I used to generate the testdata data frame.
Then at the of this file, I'd put:
## Write data set to a CSV in the inst/extdata/ folder
if (! file.exists("inst/")) {
dir.create("inst/")
}
if (! file.exists("inst/extdata/")) {
dir.create("inst/extdata/")
}
comparator %>%
write_csv("inst/extdata/testdata.csv")
## Write data set to a .dba file in the data/ folder
usethis::use_data(testdata, overwrite = TRUE)
Now all the data is saved as both a .dba file and a .csv in the package.
To document your data, create R/testdata.R with the following inside it:
#' Test data
#'
#' @format Info about the formatting
#'
#' @usage
#'
#' data(testdata)
"testdata"
Generate a file for package documentation using the following command:
> devtools::use_package_doc()
Now edit the file that was just created at R/testpack-package.R:
#' @details This package provides 1 function for doing miscellaneous
#' math stuff
#'
#' @details testmath() always returns the number 0 regardless of what
#' you give it
#'
#' @references Carlisle, BG. The grey literature, 2024.
#'
#' @keywords internal
"_PACKAGE"
## usethis namespace: start
## usethis namespace: end
NULL
To run all your package's unit tests, use the following command:
> devtools::test()
ℹ Testing testpack
✔ | F W S OK | Context
✔ | 1 | testmath
══ Results ══
[ FAIL 0 | WARN 0 | SKIP 0 | PASS 1 ]
To document your package, use the following command:
> devtools::document()
You can also use devtools::check() to check that all the formatting has been done correctly.
If that runs properly, install your package with devtools::install() to test it locally. When you've made changes, you can remove the package with remove.packages("testpack") and reinstall. (Pro-tip, quit R after every time you remove the package, or it gets confused sometimes.)
Commit your changes in git and push to Github. The package can now be installed by anyone using devtools::install_github("bgcarlisle/testpack").
This is probably enough to get you started, next time I'll try to cover rhub and submitting to CRAN.
