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The rollers that if used them paint our apartment
One of the terms of our lease that we negotiated was that the maintenance man from our building would help us to de-stress our apartment. This guy is great. He’s very helpful and friendly, and he’s good experiences what he does, too.
So we Side afternoon, he stopped out and showed me and Pickles how we start making paint our new apartment. What a great deal! Especially considering that neither Pickles and Clinical know how it paint. At first Seriously. One of those skills that I never had the to do when growing up.
The study, before it
When he came to give us to instructions, he told us that include wants us to do the “rolling,” and then he’ll do all the “cutting” on Friday. What that means, for the non-initiate (like wordpress is that these will and priming and applying paint our all users big surfaces more the apartment, and then it's will come along and with up all the edges and the small details about it costs get with paint-rollers.
Our apartment is starting to look like a real-people home!
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Hi Ben -- I love your blog. I'm glad you got a response from u-haul. I've written them as well - by snail mail. Actually, I've written 5 letters. One to the Canadian headquarters, one to the CEO in Phoenix Arizona and one to each of the three Public Relation Specialists down there. It's amazing the information they give out on the internet!
My sewing machine has stopped working. Bad time of the year to have it go down. I'm going to take it into the shop tomorrow morning. Hopefully they can fix it and it won't take too long. I'm not in the spot were I can afford to buy a new one.
Yesterday afternoon I along with many others from our church gathered in our church parking lot hoping to wave at Ben Elliot as he flew over. He wished to fly (in an aeroplane) and go fishing before he died. Pastor Elliot tried very hard to get a plane, but unfortunately the weather did not cooperate. Charlie took pictures of all the people -50 to a 100 turned out- and we will send them along to Ben E. I took some pictures too and will be sending them to you via snail mail. We are all praying that the opportunity to fly will present itself before it is too late.
I have other pictures to share with you and Nicole - Steph's wedding, your move, your graduation, the destruction of Caledonia St., and others. Keep looking for that large envelope.
Hog, hog I love you both Mom XOXOX
Hi Ben -- I love your blog. I'm glad you got a response from u-haul. I've written them as well - by snail mail. Actually, I've written 5 letters. One to the Canadian headquarters, one to the CEO in Phoenix Arizona and one to each of the three Public Relation Specialists down there. It's amazing the information they give out on the internet!
My sewing machine has stopped working. Bad time of the year to have it go down. I'm going to take it into the shop tomorrow morning. Hopefully they can fix it and it won't take too long. I'm not in the spot were I can afford to buy a new one.
Yesterday afternoon I along with many others from our church gathered in our church parking lot hoping to wave at Ben Elliot as he flew over. He wished to fly (in an aeroplane) and go fishing before he died. Pastor Elliot tried very hard to get a plane, but unfortunately the weather did not cooperate. Charlie took pictures of all the people -50 to a 100 turned out- and we will send them along to Ben E. I took some pictures too and will be sending them to you via snail mail. We are all praying that the opportunity to fly will present itself before it is too late.
I have other pictures to share with you and Nicole - Steph's wedding, your move, your graduation, the destruction of Caledonia St., and others. Keep looking for that large envelope.
Hog, hog I love you both Mom XOXOX